Undefeated since 1975!
Be All That You Can Be — Unless You’re Gay, In Which Case Be About Six Inches Less Outgoing Than You Can Be
Except for the large bleeding wounds, it’s just like paintball.
- One armored tank: $2.8 million
- One loaded machine gun: $625,000
- One Army standard toilet plunger: $1,000
- Cleaning the urinal with a toothbrush because there was a small scuff on your shoe: priceless.
Be there when we take out Canada!
Hey, we had cargo pants long before Old Navy.
- Open fire in your high school — Media outrage and possible jail time.
- Open fire in the Army — Chest full o’ medals, baby!
The US Army: Who needs those Community College snobs, anyway?
At least the Village People never wrote a song about *us*.New Slogan for the US Army…
Come play with our privates!
- The General’s not the only one who gets a Hummer, baby!
- Is your Southern Baptist upbringing lacking discipline, rigor and mindless rules?
- Gruel: It’s what’s for breakfast